Ramblings and Other Nonsense
I went to my first (of hopefully many) Padres game of the season last night at Dodger Stadium. It was a pretty damn entertaining game, and I had a lot of thoughts I wanted to get out of my head. Since...
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Since last week’s post garnered such a positive response, I decided to make this a weekly thing. I’ll just call it ‘Ramblings’ for now until I can think of something better. Suggestions are welcome!...
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Some shit went down in the last week with the Padres. By rule someone has to write about it. Let’s ramble. Someone needs to get fired the next time the Padres lay down a bunt at Coors Field. I don’t...
View ArticleRamblings: Austin Hedges Completes Me
HEDGES!!!!!!! oh my god oh my god oh my god it’s happening. .345/.415/.586 THREE FORTY FIVE FOUR FIFTEEN FIVE EIGHTY SIX. More walks (7) than strikeouts (6). “But it’s only been 65 plate appearances,”...
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Ramblings: What is Bud Black
I haven’t been able to write this post the last two weeks due to a hectic schedule and for that I apologize. I realize this is a huge part of your day, no wait, your week, and I couldn’t be more...
View ArticleRamblings: Free Jedd Gyorko
Today we’re going to discuss Bud Black in great detahahahahahahahaha no we’re not. Let’s ramble: Jedd Gyorko needs to be playing every day. I can’t believe this is even a discussion. The offense has...
View ArticleRamblings: AJ Preller Should Be In Prison
Hello there. How are you? I don’t care. Let’s ramble: What in the fuck was AJ Preller wearing on draft day (night? whatever). Christ that was disgusting. I’m not gonna post it here, because I have...
View ArticleRamblings: This Was a Long Week
So, some stuff went down recently. Quite a bit of stuff, actually. Stuff that made some people angry, and others very happy. Let’s get into it. I would love to unleash a Bud Black take so hot that not...
View ArticleRamblings: This Feels Familiar
As my ex-girlfriend would say, let’s just get this over with. It really sucks that I’m not an Astros fan, because then I would have SO MUCH to talk about, like Carlos Correa and Lance McCullers and...
View ArticleRamblings: True Detective Public
I don’t feel particularly motivated to write about the Padres this week because there’s only so many times I can call Will Middlebrooks trash. It’s exhausting and repetitive, and I’m sure he’s a...
View ArticleRamblings: Relievers Aren’t Real People
It’s been a couple weeks since I last posted. Some of it had to do with a busy schedule, but mostly it was because I ran out of things to talk about. But whoa hey look at all the shit that’s gone down!...
View ArticleRamblings: The Waiting Game Blows
The highlight of the season is upon us. Sit back, and enjoy A.J. Preller’s cocaine binge. Ramblings: It’s smart baseball to try and get the best possible package of players in any trade. It’s what I...
View ArticleCycle! Cycle! Cycle!
If I had to guess I’d say I’ve watched about 75 percent of Padres’ games this season. That’s a lot of Padres baseball, far more than any reasonable person should be allowed to watch. There should be...
View ArticleRamblings: Planning and Doing
The last time I attempted to write a blog post was just after the end of the Padres season. I wanted to write a recap of another shitty season, but couldn’t stop typing “fuck” so I scrapped it and...
View ArticleOptimism! (sort of)
Come here, take a seat next to me. It’s OK, it’s not your fault. The Padres have wasted an entire fucking offseason are you kidding me haven’t had the type of offseason we were expecting after having...
View ArticleI’ll Buy Two Bridges If You’re Selling
There’s been a lot of anger and rightfully fucking so about some of the comments made by sock puppet Mike Dee and Padres ownership, particularly from Cooper Manning wannabe Pete Seidler. Last Friday...
View ArticleRamblings: Let’s Make The Padres Feel Bad
The Padres have been really bad through two games. Like, historically bad. We literally haven’t seen a baseball team suck this bad through two games in almost a hundred fucking years. Let’s break down...
View ArticleGrading On A Curve
Yesterday Padres president Mike Dee made his weekly radio appearance with Dan Sileo. Unfortunately, I don’t have the stomach to listen to this decrepit bullshit. Sileo’s not going to ask any difficult...
View ArticleIn Defense of Mike Dee
You may or may not have noticed the absurd amount of content from multiple Padres blogs calling for the firing of team president Mike Dee. If not then take a few moments to read them over here. Go on,...
View ArticleLet’s Get Extended
Last week the Chicago White Sox gave shortstop Tim Anderson a six-year, $25 million extension, with two club option years that would double that amount. It was the largest amount given to a player...
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